Exit 2006
by Matt Fleming
Curtain call; it's time for our final bow. I know I'm not the first student to ever compare his school career as a stage performance, and considering I'm not even in drama, it's quite ironic for me to pick such an analogy. However, the similarities are rather uncanny. For life is indeed a stage and the rest is vaudeville.
Ah, vaudeville! So much of our show was a vaudeville act. Sometimes the most satisfying memories of your life are the ones that have no lesson. Simply slapstick. I love slapstick comedy. If I had to define our show's genre, I'd say it was a comedy. If there was "drama" at all, it was melodrama, a